Try as he Might, Colbert just can’t get Comedy Right !

Try as he might, late-night CBS talk-show-host Stephen Colbert just can’t say anything funny.  I’ve wished for years that I kept a loaded 9MM on the end table closest to my couch so that when this dipshit somehow shows up on my TV, and I don’t have my remote in-hand, I can make an easy choice:  blow my brains out or listen to this geek try to say something funny.  As you can tell by my writing this, I’ve never had the gun close enough!

Not Even Close to Funny!!

I’m NOT just saying this because he insulted two real world leaders either.  I’ve laughed to myself for years over how fucking stupid this guy is.  I feel sorry for the guy, and can totally understand why he’s on CBS – He sucks! So now,  he’s actually proud of himself for insulting our president, Vladimir Putin and homosexuals in general.  What really makes me mad is that had he (or any other late-night lame-ass for that matter) said something like that about our former muslim-in-charge, Barry-the-worst-president-of-all-time-Soetoro, he’d be out of his job and facing a backlash from every media company on the fucking planet.

You can joke all you want to, Stephen, but the fact is that President Donald Trump did more to benefit Americans (your lame-ass included) while he slept at night during his first 100-days as our leader than ISIS-Front-Man-Obama did in eight goddamn years.  Perhaps the real joke is that Colbert has been aching to talk about dick-sucking for so long, and to such an extent that he just blurts it out, even when he might have meant to talk about something else.

Perhaps it’s time to once again, start the #CancelColbert hashtag.  One of these days he’s not going to get away with his bullshit.  He’s also racially offensive to Asians as well.  Click Here for that story.   Not too long ago Don Imus became public enemy #1 for calling a bunch of nappy-haired-ho-looking females “nappy-haired-hos.”  His ass was canned immediately, he became the media-industry’s “dick-of-the-decade,” and we haven’t heard his name since.  I thought it interesting how he says something funny about some black females and gets fucked over, but that same night, another unfunny Trump-hating bitch, Wanda Sykes (a black female, no less) happens to be on with Leno or Letterman (I couldn’t care less to be honest) and she can insult Imus non-stop for ten minutes and that is just her “being funny.”  Imus was spewing “hate-speech” and “racially-motivated insults,” but good old Sykes was just being funny.  Fuck that two-way street, I guess.  We all secretly know that only white people are racists (see the post before this about Muhammad-Racist-Fucking-Ali and how us white folk are “white devils,” and his kids are too good to go to school with white kids -That’s all OK).

So, to clarify, President Donald Trump is taking care of business, with America and what is best for her at the crux of his agenda, while Stephen Colbert subconsciously tells us what he’d really like to do with other guys.  I guess if his show was watched by anyone, or he was important or funny, I’d really give a shit.

And if anyone’s offended by my writing, please know that I’m just trying to be funny.  I’d never purposely call some asshole an asshole, or a lame-ass, wannabe comedian a dipshit…