Try as he Might, Colbert just can’t get Comedy Right !

Try as he might, late-night CBS talk-show-host Stephen Colbert just can’t say anything funny.  I’ve wished for years that I kept a loaded 9MM on the end table closest to my couch so that when this dipshit somehow shows up on my TV, and I don’t have my remote in-hand, I can make an easy choice:  blow my brains out or listen to this geek try to say something funny.  As you can tell by my writing this, I’ve never had the gun close enough!

Not Even Close to Funny!!

I’m NOT just saying this because he insulted two real world leaders either.  I’ve laughed to myself for years over how fucking stupid this guy is.  I feel sorry for the guy, and can totally understand why he’s on CBS – He sucks! So now,  he’s actually proud of himself for insulting our president, Vladimir Putin and homosexuals in general.  What really makes me mad is that had he (or any other late-night lame-ass for that matter) said something like that about our former muslim-in-charge, Barry-the-worst-president-of-all-time-Soetoro, he’d be out of his job and facing a backlash from every media company on the fucking planet.

You can joke all you want to, Stephen, but the fact is that President Donald Trump did more to benefit Americans (your lame-ass included) while he slept at night during his first 100-days as our leader than ISIS-Front-Man-Obama did in eight goddamn years.  Perhaps the real joke is that Colbert has been aching to talk about dick-sucking for so long, and to such an extent that he just blurts it out, even when he might have meant to talk about something else.

Perhaps it’s time to once again, start the #CancelColbert hashtag.  One of these days he’s not going to get away with his bullshit.  He’s also racially offensive to Asians as well.  Click Here for that story.   Not too long ago Don Imus became public enemy #1 for calling a bunch of nappy-haired-ho-looking females “nappy-haired-hos.”  His ass was canned immediately, he became the media-industry’s “dick-of-the-decade,” and we haven’t heard his name since.  I thought it interesting how he says something funny about some black females and gets fucked over, but that same night, another unfunny Trump-hating bitch, Wanda Sykes (a black female, no less) happens to be on with Leno or Letterman (I couldn’t care less to be honest) and she can insult Imus non-stop for ten minutes and that is just her “being funny.”  Imus was spewing “hate-speech” and “racially-motivated insults,” but good old Sykes was just being funny.  Fuck that two-way street, I guess.  We all secretly know that only white people are racists (see the post before this about Muhammad-Racist-Fucking-Ali and how us white folk are “white devils,” and his kids are too good to go to school with white kids -That’s all OK).

So, to clarify, President Donald Trump is taking care of business, with America and what is best for her at the crux of his agenda, while Stephen Colbert subconsciously tells us what he’d really like to do with other guys.  I guess if his show was watched by anyone, or he was important or funny, I’d really give a shit.

And if anyone’s offended by my writing, please know that I’m just trying to be funny.  I’d never purposely call some asshole an asshole, or a lame-ass, wannabe comedian a dipshit…

Zuckerberg Proves Once and For All that He’s of the Soros Ilk.

Mark Zuckerberg warns us that many threats to stop the spread of globalism exist, and that his blog can help destroy them, and expand globalism at a faster pace. And this guy wonders why people are deleting their facebook accounts in record

Zuckerberg – The UN’s Bitch ?

numbers (see the headline below).  I deleted my facebook account within four or five minutes of reading the headlines, and there were many.  I couldn’t care less about what that idiot has to say about anything.  I am concerned, however, at how many people are sick and tired of people like him – a lucky bastard who developed a simple concept and became a billionaire.  He did not do anything that other people had done – so why was his blog so successful?  Classmates and Myspace were here before facebook, and in many ways as good or better, and there were dozens of similar websites trying to get off the ground – their creators busting their asses, writing code into the late hours, working in their garages or basements.  I’m sure some of them got on their knees every day and asked their God to help them find success, and kept working and working – all the while thinking that if their concept could just catch the attention of the right people, or be seen by the right company, or even find a remote level of success, or even be recognized as one of the Internets top 50,000 web sites.  Even that type of recognition would make their efforts seem so much more worth while.  So I ask again – Why did Zuckerberg make billions and all the others failed (depending on how you look at what they were trying to accomplish).  I mean Zuckerberg’s program wasn’t better, there are only 24 hours in a day, so he didn’t out-work them, and we’ve seen pictures of the guy, he didn’t succeed based on his looks; that’s sure as shit!

Facebook – Government and UN Spy ?

In the movie The Social Network he’s portrayed as a douche bag with zero social skills who screws over his friends so he can claim their hard work as his.  He’s called the secret grandson of one of the Rockefeller scumbags, and many conspiracy theorists have said he’s nothing more than a front man for either the government or an agent of the government (or the UN).  People line up to give their personal information, their pictures, their habits, their thoughts, their likes and dislikes, their friends and family, the movies they like and the shows they watch on TV and every other type of information you can imagine.  Talk about a database!

So how long before facebook implodes, just like everything else does?  If Z-Berg keeps shooting his mouth off about globalism and how wonderful it is it wont take long for the folks like me to drop facebook like a bad habit.

Some Interesting Posts from Around the Web


Behind Facebook—A New World Order Agenda?  
Facebook funded by the CIA? The facebook new world order agenda.
The social networking website. Facebook launched February 2004 and
rose to the number one social networking spot in competition with
Myspace. Facebook was founded by Mark Zuckerberg with his college
roommates and fellow computer science students Eduardo Saverin,
Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes. Facebook  had 138.9 million 
monthly unique U.S. visitors in May 2011. And, over 50%
of Americans have a Facebook Account. The next largest block of 
accounts are in Western Europe. As of January 2011 there are over 
600 million Facebook users.
[Read More...]

Why The 'Haves' Have More  
On the day Facebook went public in 2012, Mark Zuckerberg made
$2.3 billion from the exercise of his company stock options. 
That amount represented the difference between the cost to public 
investors for 60 million shares in the social media giant and what
Z-Berg had been given the right to pay as part of his compensation
package in 2005. Later that year, Zuckerberg sold about half of
those shares to pay taxes on the initial windfall. The appreciation
in Facebook’s value since the IPO brought him another $1.1 billion
in income from the sale.

In 2013, Zuckerberg exercised more options and then later sold
shares to pay the tax bill, earning about $4 billion before taxes.
That was about 180 times the $22 million Mitt Romney made in 2010,
which was, in turn, over 400 times the typical American’s household
income. I’ll save you the effort of doing the math—Zuckerberg made
roughly 80,000 times the typical household’s income in 2013.
[Read More...]

Zuckerberg Urges Post-Trump World not to Disconnect  
Lima, Peru:  Facebook chief executive Mark Zuckerberg called on
world leaders Saturday to forge a more "connected" world, 
something he said was under threat after Donald Trump's US
election win and Britain's "Brexit" vote.

Zuckerberg, whose social network has been criticized by some as
helping Trump to victory by giving a platform to fake election
news, said the world must fight isolationism -- a stance the
billionaire president-elect has often been accused of.
[Read More...]

The more I read about this guy, the more he resembles an asshole. Who the fuck is this guy to criticize Trump about anything? He wants the world to connect, just as long as it’s done via his software, on his terms, he makes billions more, and has everything on everyone! If I had more time, I would have posted something regarding his assertation that facebook is now a bastain of truth – they will only post the truth, and they’ll let the biggest bunch of two-faced scum on the planet be their guide – I’m talking about CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC and the rest of the lamestream TV and News groups. I don’t know why we even use the term ‘News’ when referring to CNN and their cohorts, we already have words to describe the bullshit the broadcast – Lies, Untruths, Theories… I’ll just end by writing that if you think for one second that big brother and his retarded family don’t have backdoor (or even front-door) access to facebook and their mountain of data on almost each of us – it’s time to think again.

Lame-Stream News Keeps Spreading their lies…Much More to “Protests”

Before I start this I’d just like to make my Political Stance very clear:  I think that Republicans are some of the most disgusting, greedy, closed-minded fools in America Today – They’re almost as deplorable and stupid as Democrats!  Get the picture?

The Lamestream Media

Anyone watching the news on TV the past week or so might get the feeling that the US is in the midst of a Police State, or that Civil War has broken out…or is just around the corner.  What a sad state of affairs they are creating, and what will they do when it all backfires on them?  They either have selective amnesia, or they choose not to remember that the past repeats itself.  I’ll explain shortly, or rather, I’ll let other people explain it for me, that way you don’t have to take my word.  So while the “Progressive Left” appears to be running wild, like European Soccer Fans, fueled by rot-gut booze, dirt-weed and maybe even some of that Crokodile you may or may not have heard about or recall.  While the Left breaks windows and becomes video-proof that they are roughly, let’s say, a thousand times worse than their demonized president, the Right shakes their heads and feels rather embarrassed to be part of the same species.  The racism, hate, violence, intolerance, bigotry and everything else these wanna-be Commies are doing, saying, acting out and wearing right on their clothing – the vary same deplorable offenses that they claim make our new president unfit to lead or hold office, they apparently hold so dear to their hearts.  I’d like to say it’s funny and make some kind of clever joke, like Daniel Tosh might, but these very same people are my fellow Americans; They’re not the Left that I remember – and they’re proving one hugely missed and grossly overlooked fact.  It’s not the citizenry on the Left or the Right that have sank America into a cesspool of corruption, greed, favoritism, fascism, moral decay and violence…It’s the piles of stinking shit we’ve allowed to fester at the public coffers, taking more and more for them while have to go with less and less (we’re hit with more and higher tax rates and inflation rates continuing to climb – and they even have the balls to tell us that “…a little controlled inflation is a good thing.”)

So these “Protests” across the nation that we’re seeing plastered all over the news 24/7…In Salt Lake City recently (and remember Utah used to be the Most Conservative State in the Nation), House Oversight & Government Reform Chairman Jason Chaffetz attempted to hold a Town Hall Meeting at a local high school.  What he was met with was a crowd of 2,000 plus liberals who thought they could bully him by hurling crude insults, physically blocking his attempts to come and go from the location and carrying on in the fashion for which the NeoCrats have become known and recognized by and keep in mind that we used to refer to these types of crowds as “Angry Mobs,” and “Violent Droves,” but now they’re just “Protestors.”  I have no doubt that had this been a crowd of Right-leaning folk, we would have heard about “The Terrorist NeoCons attempting to incite a Riot.”  That’s our Lame-Stream Media today.  Chaffetz went on to show how the Sleazy Group, many if not the majority of whom were not even from Utah, had been planning this protest via Facebook, Twitter and other social media postings.   When the stories were put into print by our much beloved journalists, most of them weren’t worthy of lining the floor of a bird cage or covering the floor in the back room where the new puppy was being house trained.

It’s True Because We Said So.

As I have no desire to plug these rags, not even to call them outright liars, I won’t even mention their names, but I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out who I’m talking about.  The Daily [Lack of] Intelligencer (yes, that’s actually their name, less the special characters) Shouts “Chaffetz Claims -Without Evidence-…,” Online blog The Hill (which should be spelled “Heel”) got the headline correct but hit Copy&Paste for the rest of their article “Chaffetz offered no evidence that the attendees were paid to be there” after quoting him directly “…you could see it online a couple of days before, a concerted effort in part to just cause Chaos.”  I guess The Hill wanted a written list of hyperlinks, names and addresses as “evidence.”  Another headline read “Congressman is righteously booed after dodging a young girls question…”  Remember, these people are “Journalists,” unbiased, truth-seeking, non-opinionated writers of fact.  A journalist in todays world needs only (at least in this country)  a few keys on his keyboard…Ctrl-V and Ctrl-C (Copy and Paste for Non-nerds).  The articles were word-for-word copies (no doubt of AP or Reuters – One source with two names).  My search results only turned up one result in the first few pages that spoke of nearly the exact same events taking place in three other Town Hall Meetings where Republicans held the congressional seats of power.  Each online copy of the “story” even had basically the same ads following the article.  There were three or four photos with headlines about how great Obama was and the wonderful things he has done for our country (had to clean up a little vomit there…) and four or five photo/headline ads about how horrible Trump was.  And every day people among us believe everything they hear on TV, but question everything they hear online.  Why do you think that is?