Try as he Might, Colbert just can’t get Comedy Right !

Try as he might, late-night CBS talk-show-host Stephen Colbert just can’t say anything funny.  I’ve wished for years that I kept a loaded 9MM on the end table closest to my couch so that when this dipshit somehow shows up on my TV, and I don’t have my remote in-hand, I can make an easy choice:  blow my brains out or listen to this geek try to say something funny.  As you can tell by my writing this, I’ve never had the gun close enough!

Not Even Close to Funny!!

I’m NOT just saying this because he insulted two real world leaders either.  I’ve laughed to myself for years over how fucking stupid this guy is.  I feel sorry for the guy, and can totally understand why he’s on CBS – He sucks! So now,  he’s actually proud of himself for insulting our president, Vladimir Putin and homosexuals in general.  What really makes me mad is that had he (or any other late-night lame-ass for that matter) said something like that about our former muslim-in-charge, Barry-the-worst-president-of-all-time-Soetoro, he’d be out of his job and facing a backlash from every media company on the fucking planet.

You can joke all you want to, Stephen, but the fact is that President Donald Trump did more to benefit Americans (your lame-ass included) while he slept at night during his first 100-days as our leader than ISIS-Front-Man-Obama did in eight goddamn years.  Perhaps the real joke is that Colbert has been aching to talk about dick-sucking for so long, and to such an extent that he just blurts it out, even when he might have meant to talk about something else.

Perhaps it’s time to once again, start the #CancelColbert hashtag.  One of these days he’s not going to get away with his bullshit.  He’s also racially offensive to Asians as well.  Click Here for that story.   Not too long ago Don Imus became public enemy #1 for calling a bunch of nappy-haired-ho-looking females “nappy-haired-hos.”  His ass was canned immediately, he became the media-industry’s “dick-of-the-decade,” and we haven’t heard his name since.  I thought it interesting how he says something funny about some black females and gets fucked over, but that same night, another unfunny Trump-hating bitch, Wanda Sykes (a black female, no less) happens to be on with Leno or Letterman (I couldn’t care less to be honest) and she can insult Imus non-stop for ten minutes and that is just her “being funny.”  Imus was spewing “hate-speech” and “racially-motivated insults,” but good old Sykes was just being funny.  Fuck that two-way street, I guess.  We all secretly know that only white people are racists (see the post before this about Muhammad-Racist-Fucking-Ali and how us white folk are “white devils,” and his kids are too good to go to school with white kids -That’s all OK).

So, to clarify, President Donald Trump is taking care of business, with America and what is best for her at the crux of his agenda, while Stephen Colbert subconsciously tells us what he’d really like to do with other guys.  I guess if his show was watched by anyone, or he was important or funny, I’d really give a shit.

And if anyone’s offended by my writing, please know that I’m just trying to be funny.  I’d never purposely call some asshole an asshole, or a lame-ass, wannabe comedian a dipshit…

Muhammed Ali, Muslim Racist and Hater of Whites

CORRUPTION CHRONICLES:
Taken from The Judicial Watch Blog -Corruption Chronicles.  As it turns out, Muhammad Ali was not the Greatest, unless you’re talking about Racism, Hate of Whites and Black Supremacy.  I’m waiting for someone to get pissed off and say it’s all OK, after all this guy’s Muhammad Ali.  I don’t even need to ad my opinions, I’ll let you read and make your own conclusions.

“WHITE DEVILS” – FBI RECORDS SHOW
MUHAMMAD ALI’S RACIST MOSQUE TIRADES
-As Family Uses his Fame to try and Defeat Racial & Religious Profiling.

MAY 03, 2017 As a Nation of Islam heavyweight, boxing legend Muhammad Ali referred to Caucasians as “white devils” and “crackers” and told mosque worshipers that “black women have the best sons and daughters in the world,” according to Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) records  obtained by Judicial Watch. Known as Cassius Clay before converting to Islam, Ali also said “programs of integration are useless,” that blacks want separation not integration and that the 1964 Civil Rights Act was a “swindle.” The three-time heavyweight champion also told Muslims during a mosque delivery that “the so-called Negro is the original man and is superior to the white devil” and that he’d rather be with his own people than “blue-eyed devil white people.”

Muslim Racist and Hater of Whites                says the FBI

The FBI files  present a picture of the late heavyweight champion that is clearly at odds with much of the image portrayed at the time of his death last year. His deep involvement with the Nation of Islam and its racially divisive rhetoric and behavior is part of a record that deserves to be revealed and contradicts Ali’s image as a civil rights icon. The hundreds of pages of documents are related to the FBI’s investigation of Ali for evading the draft and the government’s monitoring of the Nation of Islam, which is described by the agency as an “all-Negro, quasi-religious organization which espouses a line of violent hatred of the white race, Government, law and law enforcement.” The federal surveillance files show that Ali told a Washington D.C. mosque crowd that he preferred “dying outright” or going to jail than going into the Army and at a Cleveland mosque the boxer said the American flag “represented death and destruction” but the “Muslim flag” represents “life and prosperity, justice for all black men.” The records reveal the great threat the FBI perceived the Nation of Islam to be in the 1960s and that Ali was closely monitored by the agency as a “security matter” due to his associations with Nation of Islam leaders Elijah Mohammad and Malcom X. The Nation of Islam followed Mohammad’s interpretation of the “Koran,” the FBI records say, which taught that white people are “white devils” to be destroyed in a coming “War of Armageddon.” In April 1964, Ali’s plans to travel to Muslim countries alarmed the FBI and the agency searched his passport files and recorded that while in Accra, Ghana, Ali said he planned to bring four wives back to the US. Ali’s ex-wife, Sonji Roi, informed the FBI that the Nation of Islam received 80% of the boxer’s earnings while he only got 20%. The records also state that Ali was arrested for assault and battery in July 1960 at his parents’ home in Louisville, Kentucky and that his mother witnessed the crime.
Judicial Watch had to sue the government to get the records, which are decades old but come to light as Ali’s family ironically uses his name and legacy to launch a national campaign to end racial and religious profiling. Just weeks ago, Ali’s second wife, Khalilah Camacho-Ali, and son, Muhammad Ali Jr, announced that they’re launching an anti-discrimination initiative called “Step into the Ring.” The inspiration came from getting detained and questioned at a south Florida airport where mother and son claim they were racially and religiously profiled. The Alis were returning from a Jamaican Black History month event in February and assert that federal immigration officers harassed them. As part of their “Step into the Ring” campaign they traveled to Capitol Hill in March to make a plea to end racial and religious profiling. During congressional testimony Camacho-Ali said this: “Somebody needs to turn this ‘humanity’ switch on because we’re not going to go back to Robert E. Lee,” referring to the Civil War Confederate Army commander. “We must step into the ring and fight this thing and keep fighting it until it’s done because it will be done,” she continued. When Muhammad Ali died in Phoenix, Arizona last June hordes of media outlets published obituaries rehashing his spectacular boxing career and accomplishments as a civil rights idol. One mainstream news outlet called Ali a “civil rights champion ” and “an emblem of strength, eloquence, conscience and courage.” Another wrote that, along with a fearsome reputation as a fighter, Ali spoke out against racism, war and religious intolerance. Then President Barack Obama issued a statement saying that Ali fought for everyone. “He stood with King and Mandela,” Obama said, adding that the boxer “stood up when it was hard; spoke out when others wouldn’t. His fight outside the ring would cost him his title and his public standing. It would earn him enemies on the left and the right, make him reviled, and nearly send him to jail. But Ali stood his ground. And his victory helped us get used to the America we recognize today,” the former president said in a White House statement that was published worldwide. Ali’s FBI files certainly paint a vastly different portrait of the boxer.

 

Celebrities who Love America

Here’s a list of People who Love America and “Get It.”

Kanye West
Clint Eastwood
Kirstie Alley
Ted Cruz
Aaron Carter
Jon Voight
Willie Robertson
Stephen Baldwin
Azealia Banks
Ted Nugent
Charlie Sheen
Gary Busey
Loretta Lynn
Mike Tyson
Hulk Hogan
Omarosa Manigault
Dennis Rodman
Paul O’Neill
Tila Tequila
Kid Rock
Wayne Newton
Johnny Damon
Teresa Giudice
Jesse James
Scott Baio
Lou Ferrigno
Chris Christie
Ben Carson
Sarah Palin
Gene Simmons
John Ratzenberger
Ben Carson
Ann Coulter
Rex Ryan
Paul O’Neill
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Mike Ditka
Pete Rose
Richie Incognito
Lou Holtz
Miesha Tate
Teresa Giudice
Jesse Ventura
Ivana Trump
Terrell Owens
Martin Shkreli
Dean Cain
Bobby Knight
Fred Williamson
George Brett
Stacey Dash
Piers Morgan
Jack Nicklaus
Charlie Daniels
Rush Limbaugh
Paula Jones
Kendra Wilkinson
Kenny Rogers
Azealia Banks